Sunday, January 2, 2011

The Christmas Blog

I have to say that I have dreaded this post. I mean, you can't not do a Christmas post, but I seriously do not even know where to start. The counter on my camera says over 500 photos and my brain is almost as cluttered. Perhaps it was the constant company, the two very sick children, a broken oven, or all of the above.
But, here we go. This is our "Happy Birthday Jesus Party" for the neighborhood. This just cracks me up. I love that we are surrounded by children on all sides of our home and that all of these families all wanted to come together to celebrate the real meaning of Christmas. However, check out the toys and children in my den! Mass chaos! We had ordered a plethora of food for the event since the temporary illness of my beloved oven and ended up being stuck with a huge blue cheese ball and sandwiches because no parent could actually eat anything. Want to know the best thing to have in your neighborhood at the Happy Birthday Jesus party? The fact that one of the dads is a priest. So, we all got a lesson, a cupcake and candle, and a giant mess! Oh, and my favorite part...I am torn. It is either where the first thing every man says when they walk in the door is, "Do we need to help you fix your fireplace?" Yes, it is falling apart. No, the construction company making a new one did not get it done over the holidays, but so glad it is that big of an eye sore! Or, perhaps it was the moment that my child threw up grapes and apple juice all over the floor and his father in the middle of the party. I so hope that the neighbors come back.
Our first visitors of actual Christmas season were Grandma, Great-Grandma Bettie, Granddaddy Bo, Aunt Nicole, and Uncle Tommy. Our first illness at the house was the croup. Alden. Sick child #1. Daddy took him to the doctor. They called me while they were there and I asked Alden what the doctor said. He says, "She answered Daddy's questions." That did not give me much information.
Reading with Great Grandma. We had only one night with all of the family in town together, so that was the night for Christmas dinner and gifts. Sadly, we had pizza thanks to the dead oven. Spencer and Alden were up way past their bedtimes to open gifts. Spencer, who really is never the one I worry about, had his first true all out meltdown. The passing around and no naps and late night had absolutely gotten to him. So, he missed the present opening and was put to bed, but has enjoyed the results. As Alden's Llama, Llama book says. Spencer was a victim of Holidrama!
For real, Alden vacuumed! Love this new interest!
Aunt Nicole and Uncle Tommy stayed with us for a few days. Alden, already on hyper level 8 from Grandma and Granddaddy upped it to hyper level 10. We dragged then everywhere, woke them up at 6:30 every morning, and kept them going all day long.
This is what happens to you when you are Alden's favorite relative. It might actually hurt to be loved so much by my sweet boy.
My favorite thing all Christmas was the Polar Express Pajama Party at McWane Center. This was really magical for all of us. Alden took his little blanket and Wolfie Dog Dog and sat between his Aunt and Uncle to watch the movie on IMAX which was really, truly just cool.
Even Spencer made it through the entire thing! At the after party, we got to see Santa one more time. Alden clarified that he wanted not just a train but a fish train. Spencer loved the beard. Santa did not love Spencer loving the beard. He said, "Someone take him...please." Okay, Santa is not supposed to say that I don't care what happens.
Each child got the a Christmas bell after the movie. Spencer carried it around all night. Then we had hot chocolate which thankfully came out of Alden's Christmas pajamas since it was there and all over his face. The boys and I had read this book every day for the whole Christmas season, so it was a very special night. Alden would not even let Joey read it to him. He said it was Mommy's book. Priceless.
Big Adventure. Wore out baby.
Family continues with a visit from The Morrisons. Spencer helped Grumps unwrap his gifts.
They hit the jackpot with Alden. New musical trains, a new train track, and a dinosaur puzzle.
And the cutest outfit on earth. Spencer has one as well. You will be seeing this again because we will be getting professional photos taken in knickers. Alden is showing off his screwdriver. He was "helping" Daddy put batteries in the celebration train.
I had totally mastered the figure eight mini-track. I am really thankful that Uncle John was there to put together the new monstrosity. Bridges and multi-tracks that are going to require me to get out the instruction book for the first fifty times one of the boys takes it apart and slings it all over the room and then asks for it to be put back together. Here is the other thing the new train track required. Mom and Dad had to make a quick phone call to Santa to tell him to get Alden a new train table since the coffee table no longer would work. All of this equals one super, happy Thomas fan.
And then Uncle David came. By this time, I already have completely lost control of my children, home, and even what day it is. The Christmas excitement and gift giving is out of control when you marry a man with this much family. The boys were running on super adrenaline. Everyone needs a Great Uncle to shower them with love and gifts. Let's wrap it up with this: Alden says, "There is Uncle David with his sleigh." Need I say more?
Uncle David highlights: The pirate ship. I would have had no idea that Alden would love this plastic pirate ship so much! It plays music to which he has requested I make up words and then asks me to please sing again and I have no idea what words I made up the first time. The entire nativity clan were captured by the pirates sans Baby Jesus who had previously gone missing but showed up several days later in Baby Spencer's mouth clearly saddened to have missed the capture. When it is in view, Baby Spencer is also going to make a straight path to the pirate ship as well. Who knew?
Two, yes two, giant construction vehicles. Both for Alden. The plastic Gumby gift has taken several spins in the concrete truck. For lack of better storage solutions, I parked these vehicles in front of the aforementioned ailing fireplace. The next person that came to our house to visit said they liked the work trucks in front of the construction site. Please! We are getting it fixed!!
The Alden-size dinosaur just because clearly everyone needs this. The dinosaur has slept in my bed, my bed, several times. It goes up and downstairs daily. I tried to tell Alden that it would guard him from E.T. and the giant green bean which he says live together in his closet in his bedroom. I thought this would save us from having to check for them twice a day and spray Febreeze spray every night to keep them away. It didn't work.
Curious George.
Music cube.
Brother taking music cube when Spencer isn't looking.
Brother taking construction truck accompanying hat when Alden not looking. Let's just stop and say that all the things we thought would happen with Christmas gifts happened with Christmas gifts. No surprise, Alden owns all the toys. Spencer owns this music cube. He can only play with the music cube an no other toys. However, if Alden wants the music cube then, of course, he can have it whenever he wants. All of Christmas we would tell Alden to share and he would bring Spencer the blasted music cube. Not that we don't love it, but there are about fifty new toys he wants to play with all of which are "Alden's." Which means, he doesn't want to play with the music cube because he wants to play with Alden's pirate ship or train or other gifts. Alden, subsequently, freaks out and yells, "No, Baby Spencer, No! My (fill in the blank)." Followed by, "He's eating it!!" It took a few days for us to realize that when Spencer gums the toys, as you know everything goes into his mouth, Alden really thought he was eating it and it would go away forever. I kept tell him to trade Baby Spencer hence the music cube fiasco. Kudos to my mother who finally said the magic phrase, "He will give it back. Where is he going to take it?" Alden must have noticed that he can't walk and only moves about 1 mph and has made peace with it. He will now stop himself mid-freakout and in a very post-conseling session way say to me and to himself, "He will give it back to me. He will give it back to me." Thus, we have learned to share. Sort of.
Christmas Eve. Baby Spencer clocks in at 102 fever, Mom on antibiotics with mini-fever, Dad goes to quick visit to Doc in the Box, Alden still croupy. Nevertheless, we are determined to celebrate. We still had fun with christmas eve cookie decorating for Santa. We all tried a couple to make sure they were good.
Leaving Santa milk. One of the first things Alden says on Christmas morning: "The milk is gone! The milk is gone!"
We are at Christmas Eve, and Santa did not follow the rules. Three gifts to Jesus from wise men, so three gifts each from Santa to Alden and Spencer. He must have thought we said multiples of three. Santa tells us that it really didn't look like that much stuff when he was getting it ready in his workshop, but somehow as he was carrying it in multiple loads down the chimney it became sort of ridiculous. Oh, and the train table not pictured above...
And...

I couldn't get it all in one photo. That might be bad.
But it was worth it.
Two super cute and smiling boys in Christmas pajamas. My little baby trouper. Runny nose, fever, double ear infection and no hope of seeing a doctor for two days.
Our first white Christmas, can't you tell? I mean, HUGE, beautiful flakes falling from the sky. So, we run outside to take a photo, sick baby and all. You can't even see it! If you were here, you know. If you weren't, just trust us, it was beautiful.
"Accumulation."
Our favorite present.
Alden has wanted froggie boots for so long. It was the very first thing he asked Santa to bring him. He wanted them so he could splash in rain puddles. Thank you God for sending my little boy puddles for Christmas.
Everyone loves the froggie boots.
Dr. Alden. He gave Spencer a few shots and is an expert cardiologist...with sound effects. When Daddy was leaving for the doctor's office, Alden said,"Wait! I have a doctor kit." Clearly, we no longer need to worry about those co-pays and long office waits. We have a professional right under our roof.
Grana and Pops visited on Christmas Day and brought more presents.
Stockings and slobber.
Nothing like a train table full of dinosaurs to encourage one to learn to stand up.
And now we are a pro. Watch out, they are both mobile now!
It is a toss up for favorite toy. The ball or the snail. They both roll and get chased. I happen to love the ball because it is the first toy the boys play with together. They roll it back and forth and Alden will go and get it when Spencer rolls it completely off course and returns it to him. The ball is developing sentimental value.
We love to watch our big brother do anything.
We will even be a passenger on his train. Getting double mileage out of the high chairs. And the froggie boots. When we play train, we must have four things now: the conductor hat, the train whistle, Lucy as the caboose, and froggie boots. Then, you can drive the train. Look, there is an empty seat for any one of you who wants to jump on!
Mary and Joseph with their camel and baby. Alden has still not called us Mommy and Daddy in about a week now. But, he has asked to read the Bible every night which warms my heart. In the New Year, I feel so blessed that this is my family and I am the lucky mom of these two special boys who make everything more fun. I am thankful for all the toys that will help me entertain my little cherubs for at least another week or two. I am thankful for the antibiotics that will finally cure Spencer's ear infections and allow us to sleep again. And I have surrendered my den, ugly fireplace and all, to a playroom for my children and all of their Christmas wishes.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Away a the Manger

Last night we took Alden to see the live "activity." He loved everything about it. He cried so hard when we had to leave to go home because he wanted to play with Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. We told him he would see them today at the Christmas Pageant at church. He was okay with that but asked if we could play "activity" when we got home.
A: "Mommy, you can be Mary."
Dad: "Who can I be?"
A: "A wise man."
Dad: "Can I be Joseph? I am already Joseph."
A: You can be Joseph and Mommy can be Mary.
Mom: Thank you Alden.
A: (addresses sound asleep Spencer) Baby Spencer, you can be Baby Jesus. Baby Spencer is going to be Baby Jesus.
Dad: What are you going to be?
A: I am going to be the camel.

Alden is not one to forget something you tell him while he sleeps. He remembered the days events as soon as he woke up this morning. Here is a recap of Alden today:

"Alden, let's put on your shoes and go to breakfast."
A: "I don't want to go to breakfast. I want to see the activity." (We heard this from 7:00 am until 10:30 when it started)

After persuading him that Baby Jesus and Mary and Joseph were not awake yet, we get him to breakfast. As we leave breakfast we mention that we are going to go to church.
A: (cries) "No! I don't want to go to church. I want to see the activity! I want to go to the manger."

We convince him that the nativity is at the church. We tell him that he has to be quiet in church because Baby Jesus is sleeping. Have you noticed that when you are in a quiet church and your child makes one single sound it sounds like the loudest noise in the entire world and you just know you saw the entire church turn around? If not, you have never been to a Christmas pageant with Alden.

The following, every single sentence, was shouted out at the top of his lungs for everyone to hear. And, yes, the entire church did turn around every time. Scene: The priest is reading the Christmas story and the children of the church are pausing in between to act out the dialogue and sing a little song.
"An angel appeared to Mary..."
A: "Where's Mary?! I can't see her!
Mom/Dad: Shhhh!!!!!
A: "Where's Mary?! Where'd Mary go?
Spencer: (Finds my iPhone and changes up all of the apps. Then, moves on to the church bulletin. Drop it. Pick it up. Drop it. Pick it up...)

"The shepherds were watching their flocks by night"
A: "What they looking at?
Mom/Dad: Shhh!!!!
A: "What are the shepherds looking at?
Spencer: (Bored with church bulletin. Eats Mum-Mum cracker. Wipes Mum-Mum cracker on Dad's pants. Dad doesn't see)

The wise men travel off the stage...
A: The wise men. Where they going?
Mom/Dad: Shhh!!!
A: Where they going to?
Spencer: "Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba"
Mom: (Put paci in Spencer's mouth)
Spencer: (Drops Paci)"Ba-Ba-Ba"

And, at that point, we decide we have disrupted the entire service enough and leave before the "real" part starts with the Eucharist and Morning Prayer. Alden seems content that he has now seen the Baby Jesus in the manger. Now, perhaps, he will stop asking, "Where's Jesus? Where'd Jesus go?" But somehow I think we are going to have to explain why the manger and the camel and the angels aren't still at church Sunday morning.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Truth or Dare

This blog is dedicated to Matt and Paul who say that people are not honest about their children in their blogs. They say they only put the perfect photos and neglect to admit all of the not so perfect moments before and after the photo was taken. So, I bravely present to you the honest truth: While my boys are the absolute love, light, and joy of my life, it is possible that I am absolutely going to loose my mind at some point during the next few years. Especially since I am with them 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. There are a few examples of why caught on camera in the last few days. If you are indeed a blog poster whose children are perfect, please, oh please, come and tell me how you do it! As Joey says, "Parenting is not for sissies!"
Look who can pull up on the train table now. It doesn't matter how many toys you give Spencer that actually belong to Spencer, he wants the toys that belong to Alden. It doesn't matter how many toys you give to Alden, he thinks that he can share NONE of them with Spencer. So, here is what happens.
Baby Spencer takes the entire track off of the table and captures Sir Topham Hat. Alden is napping.

Alden is awake. Alden is playing trains. Spencer wants to play trains. Now, here is where I could end this blog entry. My precious eldest and adorable baby playing trains together. Even I tried to believe in a Christmas miracle. The truth is, such a Hallmark Hall of Fame moment rarely really exists in my house.
Spencer dares to grab Salty. Spencer eats Salty.
"No, Baby Spencer! No! MY TRAINS! Don't eat them"
...And here we are. Time Out again. Despite my creative song lyrics we sing daily, "Don't hit with your hands, don't kick with your feet, use your words, that's really sweet" somehow Spencer still got a swift bop on the head and Salty pulled from his little grasp.
Happy to not be in time out.
This is one of the 100 things I have broken down and done while raising my children off the list of the 101 things I said I would never do. Bribe him. We have so many stinkn' bath toys they are coming out of our ears. But, in an effort to get my child to behave, we bribed him to earn any toy that he wanted if he had a whole day of no time out. He picked these bath toys. Now, Spencer cannot have these bath toys at all! Even if they float by him in the bathub, he is not allowed to touch him. He can only touch the specific rejected animals Alden picks out for him. The selection changes daily, so you never know which toy will cause a meltdown from which child. One mad that he can't have it and the other mad that he doesn't want to share it. I may be bald by the time I am 32 from pulling my hair out.
And then, there is the iPhone. At one point, my sweet husband bought me an iPhone. I know that it was mine and that I had control over it. I was able to email and call people and even use an app or two. Then came the day I had the brilliant idea that I would download learning apps for Alden. We would always have it with us, it kept him entertained, he learned. And that is when I lost my iPhone privileges. Alden dares to say, "My iPhone!" if I try to use it. He knows how to get to apps, play his games, change my wallpaper from photos of him and Spencer to photos of just him, and can watch Youtube videos of Frosty the Snowman over and over. He has complete and total power over my phone and somewhere along the line I have let him! On the upside, he can recognize a trapezoid at age 2 from app games. However, just when I am learning to put my foot down to make one phone call to Daddy in the car and take a break from having to play the Thomas the train theme song or Jingle bells, Spencer has acquired an iPhone fascination. The baby cries for the iPhone! If I have it, he wants it. If I give it to them, they are happy. And there are so many times that desperation will lead me to relinquish or surrender anything to make them happy. It is so bad that Joey briefly actually considered getting me an iPhone 4 and giving my children the old iPhone. And then we realized how insane that sounded. So, if you email me and I don't reply, you call me and I don't answer, you text me and they get erased before I ever read them, this is your answer. My phone has been hijacked, and I am still in negotiations to get it back.
I am zookeeper Annie. That is what Alden has called me. I get to build animal houses, play with animal figures, make food for animals, and even give them a sip of my morning coffee. Oh, and did I mention that Spencer is not allowed to play. Sometimes, Alden will bring Spencer another toy from his toy basket, sometimes there are physical altercations, sometimes there are tantrums, and on a good day, we just ignore Spencer is even there. But, much to Alden's chagrin, Spencer does have to eat and have human contact with the adults in this household. So, I came up with the idea that we had to feed baby animals one morning. I told zookeeper Alden that we had to feed baby animal Spencer. He lovingly gave Spencer giant, heaping spoonfuls of yogurt. Please,explain to me why peace and brotherly love exist when we pretend baby Spencer is an animal at the zoo. And, furthermore, why this doesn't work when baby animal Spencer wants to play trains or bath toys.
There is some sort of unwritten rule around here. If I don't have anything to get done, both boys will take simultaneous two and a half hour naps. If I have something I absolutely have to do, there is no way that both are going to sleep at the same time. The good news is that Alden is a super duper napper. Every day without fail. I love him for that. Spencer, however, not so much. The good news on that front is that he is completely happy helping me sew as long as he can do the measurements.
And then there are moments, many more than the bad, that make me blessed and thankful that I get to stay at home with them and don't ever have to miss a moment of their little lives. Spencer's first Christmas gift! From his godparents, Lindsey and Paul, an animal puzzle. He loves it! He chews on it more than actually practicing eye-hand coordination, but loves it just the same.
The Mitchell, Fisher, and DuMontier crew. Every blog it keeps growing. I see TWO Mitchells, and TWO DuMontier's, humm...guess whose turn it is now. It is so much fun to have all of our kids growing up together. Who would have thought when we were freshman in high school giving each other Bath and Body works body spray for Christmas that this would be our Christmas party.
Elizabeth made a delicious dinner, but notice the table. I believe that there are many children and no parents sitting and eating. Parents are blowing and cooling cheese grits. What was the discussion at dinner? That one day they would be old enough that there would be a kids table...in the kitchen.
Another fun playdate with Sara and Helen. Helen has such a calming influence on Alden that I am considering asking her mother if we can just rent her from time to time to come over to play with Alden. Never in a million years would I have thought that all four of them would be hanging out reading books in a circle in the middle of the floor. See, I did find a Christmas miracle somewhere.
Spencer and Sara have really started to be fascinated with one another and interact. Spencer has decided that he wants the shaker instead of his rattle and would like to trade Sara.
And, there he goes.
At least he does the gentlemanly thing and gives her his toy to play with while he borrows hers. She seems okay with it.
Pacifiers are a chick magnet.
Playing together.
Another tea party. Alden loves having tea parties with Helen. He wanted to play tea party the whole time until finally Helen just looked at him and said, "I don't want to play tea party." Maybe that is what he needs. A woman, other than his mother, to set him straight.
Holding hands.
Playing stickers. Alden loves stickers. He is so happy putting stickers on a piece of paper. At first, I would try to make lessons out of it. I would make him categorize and put them in groups such as colors or type; I would draw habitats and make him put the animals in their different homes; or we would tell stories and I would make him sequence the stickers to go with the story. He soon figured out that I was actually making him do this and got sick of it. Now, I just get, "I do it all by myself!" Which means, I put stickers in random places on whatever I can find to put stickers on. So much for my masters in education. I get outsmarted daily by a two and a half year old. Every new day requires a new trick.This was hilarious. Alden and Helen drawing. Helen picked out markers for everyone and then carefully wiped off the easel to clean it so Alden could draw. Alden just waited patiently for her to clean it up and took his assigned marker. It is true! Boys will do anything for cute girls! If this had been mom, I would have given him the wrong color marker or not enough markers, and I assure you, I would not have cleaned the board fast enough nor would I have been the one that he would have let clean it in the first place.
Another moment that reminds me how much I love these little boys. I got my Christmas gift from Spencer this week who started saying the sweetest word I will ever hear.